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Slow Songs For Fast Hearts


I'm feeling a lack...

I’m looking for a scene. Do you know of one?

I have certain needs that should be met. It’s cool if younger people are in my scene, totally, but people over 25 should have a very good presence, but in a way that isn’t like “this is a drag”. More like, what I imagine say, M.I.A or Tobi Vail or, fuck, I dunno, Dame Darcy’s scene might be like. They’re all over 25! Come on, don’t scoff, Auckland could totally have that. Over 25s don’t have to shrink back into the dark corners of the wine cellar and allow 18 year olds to have all the fun, and nor do they need to sit at home and bitch about how lame the scene is compared to how it used to be (like I do).

I want a music scene that isn’t a “scene”, but is a place that you can feel at home, and there are likeminded people – like, who actually know about the same music as you and are interested in zines and comix and typewriters and libraries and tattoos and roller skating and politics and whether Le Tigre sold out or not. Where I can feel like it’s ok to dress up, dress down, get wasted, go sober, not give a fuck about Who is there, but rather, who is there.

In this scene there are new bands ALL the time who aren’t afraid to take risks, and an audience who indulges them, not because they’re cute scenester boys in tight jeans regurgitating the current bfm flavour of the month, but because the audience is curious and open minded and excited about new stuff and wanting to have a good time.

I want there to be club nights with freaky fashion themes, and people who go all out. I want film nights with Sadie Benning movies. I want girls to play in bands of multiple genres and organise the parties and be recognised as influential. I want pirate radio and local heroes and on every corner a small specific shop with cool music for sale. I want squatted buildings for artists and people doing activism and fixing their bikes. I don’t want pretty indie bullshit where girls have to go dressed as doll-like as possible and applaud the stupid boy band and have to pretend to be shy and disarming and charming and deep. I want DIY for real. I want mess. I don’t want this inner city thing to be such a white scene, where there are very few people who look much like me. I want Polystyrene to be more important than Lou Reed.

Is this getting too demanding? I think you get my point. Is there such a scene that you know of? That’s not on the otherside of the world if possible? Can we have it here? Does anyone like the Frumpies as much as me? Let’s swap mixtapes.

Posted 4652 days ago | By Melissa | Comment [1]
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Pony 4 Honey playlist 10/04/07

The one before the one that Katie was drunk at. I forgot to put this playlist up earlier:

Laundrette – Vivien Goldman
Spend Spend Spend – The Slits
Where Next Columbus? – Crass
Neighbourhood Watch – P.A.I.N
Three Minute Hero – The Selector
Full Moon – Ana Da Silva
I’ll Call You – Mecca Normal
Domestic Departure – Au Pairs
Panic of the Square – Tobi Vail
Incognito – Tina Weymouth
All for the Night – New England Roses
Mr Chang – Cobra Killer
Aerosol Burns – Essential Logic
Picabo Who? – Free Kitten
Capricorinations – Mika Miko
Mind Your Own Business – Delta 5
For All the Boys in the World – Chicks on Speed
Glue Your Eyelids – Adult
23 – Blonde Redhead
Noah’s Ark – Coco Rosie
Club Action – Yo Majesty
One for the Head Skit – Missy Elliot/MIA
?? – Melt Banana

Tues 11pm-1am(ish)
Fleet FM 88.3

Posted 4656 days ago | By Melissa |
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A parody of a parody

Here we have a parody of the Alanis Morisette version of My Humps. By none other than Peaches!

Also, I went up to Melissa’s radio show last night along with Jo and Alex. We drank too much whisky so I really have no idea of what was played, but there are some ummm interesting photos. What I do recall is having a great time and dancing in the studio. Jo was singing over the top of some songs live on air! I really want to make it along again and not drink too much next time.

Posted 4659 days ago | By Katie |
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Ok, you've seen the videos...

and now here’s the shit on Malaria!.

What do you mean you haven’t seen the videos? Scroll down and watch them then!

Malaria! are my favourite band of the year. I discovered them on the Girl Monster compilation put together by Chicks on Speed, and otherwise may never have heard of them, even though they were clearly influential to many bands including Chicks on Speed who covered a song by them. Sometimes it’s difficult to find out about European punk and post punk bands though, so much of the information we get in NZ is about UK and US bands. Frustrating, as there are many amazing bands from other countries that I fear are passing me by!

Malaria! begain when I was two, in 1981. Formed somewhere in Berlin by Gudrun Gut and Bettina Koster, previously in Mania D, Malaria! have been described as art-rock, but don’t let that put you off.

They soon recruited Manon Duursma, Christine Hahn and Susanne Kuhnke and began spreading their brand of dark, mesmerising, pre-goth, postpunk – ok fine – art-rock, in various shady german venues. (One imagines when you listen to their music, some kind of smoky, dark-lit place, people foggy eyed and enchanted – you know, all that romantic Berlin in the early 80s stuff. Actually, according to singer Bettina Koster, German’s didn’t really get into them til they’d toured the States and London).

They toured the US with luminaries such as the Birthday Party, John Cale, and the indomitable Nina Hagen at Studio 54. According to their website , their tour in the US was the first to introduce the New German music.

Malaria! ended in around 1985, with the members going on to do other things. But I bought their album “Compiled 1981-1984” last year, and have played it at least once a week since then. Favourite song? “Kaltes Klares Wasser”. It’s the most famous single, and the one that Chicks on Speed covered, but fuck, it’s fucking amazing. From the first threatening drum beats, to the flat and yet almost desperate sounding repetitive vocals, this song is creepy and addictive. The album is consistenly great, other highlights being “Geh Duschen”, “Your Turn to Run” (featured on Girl Monster), “Geld/Money”, “You”, and pretty much all of them honestly, so just go get the album and listen.

To be honest, Malaria! (as you may have noticed from the videos) is one of those bands that in todays post-post-ironic world you could view with a measure of skepticism – they’re so very serious!! But if you forgo those ironic thoughts, and picture yourself in Berlin in the 80s, or in your kitchen in Auckland in 2007 having just drunk whiskey and turned the lights off, Malaria! is the soundtrack to your life. Forget Bauhaus and Joy Division, this is where it’s at.

Here’s a recent interview with singer Bettina Koster from lesbian magazine “Girls Like Us”.

Posted 4665 days ago | By Melissa | Comment
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Hot in Here

I recently discovered a singer / songwriter by the name of Jenny Owen Youngs, she’s pretty good and if you like Beth Orton, Cat Power, etc. you should most definitely check her out. But that’s not really the point of this. Yesterday I came across a cover of Hot In Here (you know, by Nelly) on her MySpace page! It is essential that everyone go to her page and listen to it now! I love it so much, and not even in an ironic way! Jenny’s version is way better than the original (and yeah I have been known to like some cheesy r&b / pop music) but I probably don’t even need to mention that.

Also, speaking of cover versions of pop songs, did anyone else see Alanis Morisette’s video of My Humps? I totally thought it was fake at first, that someone had found a look-a-like (and sound-a-like?) and recorded it as an April Fools prank. But I guess it turns out Alanis Morisette has a sense of humour! Who knew. Once again, it probably goes without saying, but listening to this made it apparent how ridiculous this song was in the first place. I’m not sure if I should embed the video or not — I only got about half way through it and then had to stop watching! But against my better judgement, here it is:

Posted 4666 days ago | By Katie | Comment
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